Variegated

Many colored (adj.)

Have you ever meditated on the top of a very tall mountain and a toucan shat on your shoulder and you said "oh shit, a toucan just shat on my robe," and an elephant walked by and harumphed and you asked him or her about the laws of the jungle and if there were any robe-shitting rules out there, and imagined that the elephant was walking with a baby elephant that was so small it reminded you of a mouse eventhough elephants are supposed to afraid of mice, and imagined that this tiny elephant was friends with all the mice and he couldn''t understand why his family got so freaked at the dinner circle when he told them honestly where he was spending his spare time, and imagined that the baby's best friend was a mouse named Sam and that Sam was all sorts of interesting colors and was known throughout the forest for being the mac-daddy with all the lady toucans, and you guessed that it was probably a female toucan shitting with delight because she saw Sam hanging out with the tiny baby elephant, therefore causing the disruption of your search for enlightenment?