Friday, May 16, 2008

Disinter

To take from the grave, exhume (v)

One time I was in the car with my friends and we were all in high school so they weren't really my friends and they started talking about this time when they stole a goat from Old Man Rumdle's farm out by the elementary school and brought the goat to the cemetery nearby and dug up this dorky kid Eugene's grandmother that'd recently died and strapped Eugene's dead grandmother's body to the goat and set the goat loose and chased it around the cemetery and then they said the next day at school they told Eugene all about it and Eugene said,

"Oh my gosh, you guys are so dead."