Sunday, May 13, 2007

Connubial/Contusion

Pertaining to marriage (adj.) / Bruise (n.)

When he was reading Mark and Lindsay their vows, Lindsay caught Father Mudd looking down the low-cut v-neck of her wedding dress through his horn-rimmed glasses. Being quick to anger and suspicious of Catholicism, Lindsay took her right hand from her fiance's and punched Father Mudd in the eye.
The ceremony was cancelled, and afterwards Father Mudd could be seen holding an icebag over a black eye as dark as the rims of his horn-rimmed glasses.

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